Shits and Stuff

Some poems for you. Remember them the next time you go to toilet.

Here i sit broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted

I came here
To shit and think
But all I do
Is sit and think

Some come here to shit and stink
Some come here to sit and think
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read the bullshits on the walls

Here I lie in stinky vapor
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper
Shall I lie or shall I linger
Or shall I be forced to use my finger