Too…Good…

Heavenly Communications:

An old man was sitting in a park reading the book ‘Mastering Java’.

A passerby saw him and asked, “At your age, why are u trying to learn Java?”

“I’ve heard that the communication language used in Heaven is only Java, and I don’t want to face any communication problems when I go there, ” the old man replied.

“But how are you so sure that you will go to Heaven? You could land up in Hell as well, “the passerby asked.

“Ya doesn’t matter… I already know .NET”