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It's Soooo Hot . . . .

This IS AZ in summer!

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance. (TRUE!)

Hot water now comes out of both taps. (TRUE!)

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. (TRUE!)

The temperature drops below 95° F (35° C)
and you feel a little chilly. (TRUE!)

You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car. (TRUE!)

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add
butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled
eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.