Getting Older

You can tell you are getting older when:

*You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
*You burn the midnight oil after 8:00 p.m.
*You look forward to a dull evening.
*Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
*Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
*You decide to procrastinate and never get around to it.
*Dialing long distance wears you out.
*You walk with your head held high, trying to get used to your bifocals.
*You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.