Why Men Don’t Talk in Public Toilets

I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, one of which was already occupied. So I entered the vacant one, as you do, and dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice from the next cubicle said “Hello mate, how are you doing?” I thought it a bit strange, but not wanting to be rude replied, “Yeah not too bad, ta”.

After a pause I heard the voice again: “So, what are you up to mate?” Again, I answered somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say now,I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo…. how about yourself?”

I then heard the voice for the third time….”Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back.I’ve got some d*ckhead in the next loo answering everything I say!”