Santa & banta are back

Santa : What is the meaning of SMS?
Banta : It Means…
S - Sardaro ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service

Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor? Santa:
Sir, this is a correspondence course.

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.

Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..