A man drives up to a child, and says "Come on, get into the car"

The child replies, "n-no.."
He asks again: "If you get into the car, I'll give you a sweetie"
Once again, the child reples, "n-n-no..."
"If you get into the car, I'll give you the entire packet!"
The kid pipes up, "For fuck's sake, dad! I'm not getting into the fucking Lada!"