Funny SMS Messages

Indian & Pakistami soldiers r on the border. But surprised they r not fighting ! Do u know wy ? Coz dhishum dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na ! ! !

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai !

Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne sunder ho, 1 tum kitne sacche ho, 1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain.

Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer!

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!

Kisses blown r kisses wasted, kisses r not kisses unless they are tasted, kisses spread germs gersm are hated ,so kiss me baby iam vaccinated

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? “SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ??”

Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through their text messages. Don’t change to your finger…. it’s too late…. idiot !

Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki…. Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

Osama Bin Laden’s favourite song : ” mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya… ”

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !