The pregnant woman in the bus...
A young man proudly wearing his NTA hat and shirt is riding a bus when a very pregnant animal rights supporter gets on. She sits down and notices him smiling at her, so she moves to a different seat. Now he's grinning and she's getting nervous, so she moves again. He starts chuckling to himself so she moves again-- several rows away, at which point he begins uncontrollably laughing out loud.
She goes to the bus driver and has him arrested.
Court docket#12659, Pregnant lady vs. taxidermist:
The judge asks the young man to explain himself.
"Well, Your Honor, when she got on I couldn't help but notice her condition and then she sat under the sign that says "The DoubleMint Twins are coming". I couldn't help smiling, but then she moved and sat under one that says "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling". That was pretty funny too, then she moved and sat under "William's Big Stick did the Trick" and I couldn't help myself, but Your Honor, when she sat under "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident", I totally lost it."
The case was dismissed.
She goes to the bus driver and has him arrested.
Court docket#12659, Pregnant lady vs. taxidermist:
The judge asks the young man to explain himself.
"Well, Your Honor, when she got on I couldn't help but notice her condition and then she sat under the sign that says "The DoubleMint Twins are coming". I couldn't help smiling, but then she moved and sat under one that says "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling". That was pretty funny too, then she moved and sat under "William's Big Stick did the Trick" and I couldn't help myself, but Your Honor, when she sat under "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident", I totally lost it."
The case was dismissed.
posted by James at 10:59 AM
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