Best Out of Office Replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return From holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order It was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten Words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver This message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

6. Thank you for you! r message, which has been added to a queuing system... You are Currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 13 weeks.

7. I've run away to join a different circus.

8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons... When I return, Please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.